Funny Facebook Statuses

Why do girls feel obligated to like ne thing and everytihng another girl posts on fb? I mean like a girl posts a pic on fb with her man and 300 girls go "AWW U GUYS LOOK SO ADORABLE" The same girl posts a pic at a zoo with a chimp and the comments on her pic are the same LOL . What's funny though is when that couple breaks up, the same ppl comment saying, " DUN WORRY UR EX LOOKED LIKE A MONKEY, I NEVER LIKED HIM" haha is der anything more evil than women?

Every girl wants her life to be a fairy tale. So, let's analyze this; Snow white lived with 7 dwarfs who constantly had to save her dumb ass from getting killed. Cinderella was a servant of her step mother and her only hope of getting noticed by a boy was to get help from a "Fairy GODMOTHER" to go to a masked costume party. Sleeping beauty refused to wake up until she was kissed (tlk bout being desperate). Am I the only one confused here as to why girls want a fairy tale life?

They say one of the greatest feelings a person can experience is when you hold your new born baby. I don't know about that but every time I order pizza and open the box to lay my eyes on this beautiful man made wonder I can't help but cry with joy lol

Girl: I have a Hour Glass shaped body.

Me: Don't know about that but your time is certainly running out.

Do not get happy when ppl comment on your pics calling you photogenic. What they really mean is; 'Dayum, you must be really good at photoshop because you sure as hell do not look like that in real life" LOL

" Inflation is you paying fifteen dollars for that ten-dollar haircut you used to get when you had hair".

An advice to all the guys; do not get mad or upset at your girl if she has/talks to her guy friends on fb. It is when she starts deleting them that you need to worry lol

Ever notice girls posting pics of lil cute babies on their profile and saying " I want a kid like that" ? I am a little confused; is that statement suppose to have no merit? or is the girl delusional? You can not own a station wagon and expect it to give you the same outcome of a porsche! Lol

Those who hate on others. Can not sum up the courage to hate on them selves. It is as simple as this; "Those who can "DO". Those who can not "TEACH".